Wallet talk

If I say my Ipod is half full, am I being optimistic or pessimistic?



I hate wallets, I said it. I look for the same thing in a wallet I do in a phone. (well one thing anyway)

Size effing matters, I want the smallest wallet ever made, but I need all my essentials in there, and that's the trouble.

What is essential? Cash? I never have that. When I do have cash it's in my front pocket.

Debit card
Credit card
Cash
DL

What else really? That should do it right? I mean you are not supposed to carry your ss card anymore to help reduce I.D. theft.

So why is it that every wallet I've ever carried has been the size of a phone book after a few months?


Well I left out a few things;

Gym card
Insurance cards
AAA card
Proof of insurance for your auto (this I recommend, since the one in your glove box won't always be current or handy)
Frequent flyer card for every sandwich shop in Texas
Cards for the barber, the smoothie shop, the Calvin Klein store, the Shoe Warehouse, the video stores, the big box retailer..it never ends.


The sick thing is I collect stamps, punches, and points for what? With the exception of Smoothie King, I don't remember ever cashing in on any of these offers. I've got Subway stamps in the car, in my desk at work, on my laptop at home, there freaking everywhere! Yet I've never had the card, and enough stamps together in the same place at the same time to get a free sandwich.

That's it, I'm throwing all this crap out.

Live free or die!!!!!!